my Mate, Big Noses' Xmas Present.....

[Who2]

Last November he said "your Xmas present is coming from America, I said "so where's my birthday present then ?
Anyhow him being a really famous 'skint sculptor said over a few Yuletide beers.....
"So, Your favorite film is The Maltese Falcon isn't it ?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033870/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Quick as a flash and 'sensing a hidden agenda said.....
"No, mine has always been 'Soylent Green, his crestfallen face gave the game away.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/
This is what he gave me, a copy of the most expensive cinema memorabilia ever....a copy! I ask you.....?
and more history about this sculpture than is healthy for a human mind to know,,, art ? fart!

Plus a Card.....

Well 2 cards actually and a poster, oh! and a watch he bought on the plane 'after his 'bird upgraded his....

clever little f*****
Oh! now I only have 3 copies of the maltese falcon...

[Bullet Magnet]

I have been to Malta a few times..

Never saw any Falcon's though.. Seem's you have them all..

Nice work by the way Both the Sculpturing and the Photoshop talents..

[Bullet Magnet]

I just had a quick go.....





Close enough,


Merry XMas


OH !

Soylent green now available in Tesco's..




Tastes like Chicken..

[Who2]

Love the 'soylent green beanz, 'Big nose is doing lord william rees mogg's death mask today...weirdo....

[BENNU]

What a friend!