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Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 12:40 pm
by newcastle
Anyone want to know the latest news of Iris and her Egyptian toyboy?

Thought not.


But for those of a prurient nature...and strong stomach....I offer :

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16543 ... 1635315238

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:17 pm
by Who2
A beautiful pairing are they off love island ?
Ps: Anyone know about the visa regulations if staying 8 weeks ?
Just asking for a friend.... 8)

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 2:00 pm
by newcastle
Who2 wrote: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:17 pm A beautiful pairing are they off love island ?
Ps: Anyone know about the visa regulations if staying 8 weeks ?
Just asking for a friend.... 8)
Assuming you’re talking about someone from UK coming to Egypt, they could apply for a single entry visa from Egyptian consulate in London. Gives 60 days.

Alternatively, they could buy extension ( or pay fine) when here.

And, of course, no fine if 60 or over.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:32 pm
by BBLUX

Alternatively, they could buy extension ( or pay fine) when here.

And, of course, no fine if 60 or over.
Was just going to make that point. Thinking of doing just that in January.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:04 pm
by BENNU
She joined a group for atheists, which is where she got chatting to Mohamed.

“He thinks we have a spiritual connection and were meant to be.”

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 6:01 pm
by newcastle
BENNU wrote: Thu Oct 28, 2021 5:04 pm She joined a group for atheists, which is where she got chatting to Mohamed.

“He thinks we have a spiritual connection and were meant to be.”
If you’re going to trawl internet groups for a potential “sugar mamma” choosing an atheist site must minimise the chances of bumping into someone who knows anything about Egypt or the Egyptians. :tk

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:06 pm
by crewmeal
Looks like Christmas in Weston will be a memorable one.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/som ... Zo2T7_Kgnw

It seems carnal knowledge knows no bounds.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:43 pm
by newcastle
crewmeal wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:06 pm Looks like Christmas in Weston will be a memorable one.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/som ... Zo2T7_Kgnw

It seems carnal knowledge knows no bounds.

She added: "We'll have cheese on toast followed by mince pies and whipped cream, which I'll eat off his body - I've never done that before.
Too much information..... :sk

Trust me. Eating toast in bed is not a good idea. The crumbs get everywhere. :oops:

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:54 pm
by BENNU
newcastle wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:43 pm
Eating toast in bed is not a good idea.
- But the rest of the menu is?

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 6:35 pm
by newcastle
BENNU wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:54 pm
newcastle wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 5:43 pm
Eating toast in bed is not a good idea.
- But the rest of the menu is?
You might think so......I couldn’t possibly say :ks

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:55 pm
by HEPZIBAH
It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive. :a52: :a21:

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:21 am
by BENNU
HEPZIBAH wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:55 pm It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive. :a52: :a21:
:a52: Exactly, that's what I was thinking. I am not sure what to eat, but I will use some of my finest silver cutlery, it will be cheaper than licking it off someone. :eat

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:00 am
by crewmeal
I believe Mr Kipling does a selection of mince pies for all tastes. :D :D :D

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:14 pm
by carrie
So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:41 pm
by HEPZIBAH
BENNU wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 12:21 am
HEPZIBAH wrote: Thu Dec 16, 2021 11:55 pm It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive. :a52: :a21:
:a52: Exactly, that's what I was thinking. I am not sure what to eat, but I will use some of my finest silver cutlery, it will be cheaper than licking it off someone. :eat
I too was thinking of getting the silver out, cleaned up, and ready to use. However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:31 pm
by newcastle
HEPZIBAH wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:41 pm However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.
Or the same expectations of post-dinner activities I trust! :a12:

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:34 pm
by Who2
carrie wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:14 pm So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.
I have it on good authority his 1st wife was a certain Maureen O' Murphy from Macclesfield,
who divorced him after 6 years for a younger mmd...... 8)
source: The Devon Gazette.

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:40 pm
by Teddyboy
Why would someone from Macclesfield feature in the Devon Gazette, I wonder?

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2021 8:42 pm
by newcastle
Who2 wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 7:34 pm
carrie wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:14 pm So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.
I have it on good authority his 1st wife was a certain Maureen O' Murphy from Macclesfield,
who divorced him after 6 years for a younger mmd...... 8)
source: The Devon Gazette.
And, as Maureen was 75 when she met 16 year old Mohamed, they were, sadly, unable to have children,

Re: Iris Jones....the saga continues

Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:24 am
by HEPZIBAH
newcastle wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 6:31 pm
HEPZIBAH wrote: Fri Dec 17, 2021 3:41 pm However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.
Or the same expectations of post-dinner activities I trust! :a12:
Our post-dinner activities will no doubt be along the lines of watching the Queen's Speech followed by a nap. The most physical think I will be involved in will be the washing up. 😀