Iris Jones....the saga continues

[newcastle]

Anyone want to know the latest news of Iris and her Egyptian toyboy?

Thought not.


But for those of a prurient nature...and strong stomach....I offer :

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/16543 ... 1635315238

[Who2]

A beautiful pairing are they off love island ?
Ps: Anyone know about the visa regulations if staying 8 weeks ?
Just asking for a friend....

[newcastle]

A beautiful pairing are they off love island ?
Ps: Anyone know about the visa regulations if staying 8 weeks ?
Just asking for a friend....

Assuming you’re talking about someone from UK coming to Egypt, they could apply for a single entry visa from Egyptian consulate in London. Gives 60 days.

Alternatively, they could buy extension ( or pay fine) when here.

And, of course, no fine if 60 or over.

[BBLUX]

Alternatively, they could buy extension ( or pay fine) when here.

And, of course, no fine if 60 or over.

Was just going to make that point. Thinking of doing just that in January.

[BENNU]

She joined a group for atheists, which is where she got chatting to Mohamed.

“He thinks we have a spiritual connection and were meant to be.”

[newcastle]

She joined a group for atheists, which is where she got chatting to Mohamed.

“He thinks we have a spiritual connection and were meant to be.”

If you’re going to trawl internet groups for a potential “sugar mamma” choosing an atheist site must minimise the chances of bumping into someone who knows anything about Egypt or the Egyptians.

[crewmeal]

Looks like Christmas in Weston will be a memorable one.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/som ... Zo2T7_Kgnw

It seems carnal knowledge knows no bounds.

[newcastle]

Looks like Christmas in Weston will be a memorable one.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/som ... Zo2T7_Kgnw

It seems carnal knowledge knows no bounds.

She added: "We'll have cheese on toast followed by mince pies and whipped cream, which I'll eat off his body - I've never done that before.

Too much information.....

Trust me. Eating toast in bed is not a good idea. The crumbs get everywhere.

[BENNU]

Eating toast in bed is not a good idea.

- But the rest of the menu is?

[newcastle]

Eating toast in bed is not a good idea.

- But the rest of the menu is?

You might think so......I couldn’t possibly say

[HEPZIBAH]

It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive.

[BENNU]

It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive.

Exactly, that's what I was thinking. I am not sure what to eat, but I will use some of my finest silver cutlery, it will be cheaper than licking it off someone.

[crewmeal]

I believe Mr Kipling does a selection of mince pies for all tastes.

[carrie]

So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.

[HEPZIBAH]

It makes my prospects of a 'home alone' Christmas, with a microwaved dinner, seem so much more attractive.

Exactly, that's what I was thinking. I am not sure what to eat, but I will use some of my finest silver cutlery, it will be cheaper than licking it off someone.

I too was thinking of getting the silver out, cleaned up, and ready to use. However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.

[newcastle]

However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.

Or the same expectations of post-dinner activities I trust!

[Who2]

So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.

I have it on good authority his 1st wife was a certain Maureen O' Murphy from Macclesfield,
who divorced him after 6 years for a younger mmd......
source: The Devon Gazette.

[Teddyboy]

Why would someone from Macclesfield feature in the Devon Gazette, I wonder?

[newcastle]

So Mohammed has been married before, wonder where his kids are and will he be able to bring them to the UK when he has all his papers.
I'm sure they would like to meet their new Mummy.

I have it on good authority his 1st wife was a certain Maureen O' Murphy from Macclesfield,
who divorced him after 6 years for a younger mmd......
source: The Devon Gazette.

And, as Maureen was 75 when she met 16 year old Mohamed, they were, sadly, unable to have children,

[HEPZIBAH]

However, my prospects have changed again so back to plan A - Christmas lunch with a friend (thankfully Covid test was negative). The kind of friend that, like myself, will not have the same expectations of menu choices as either Iris or Mohammed.

Or the same expectations of post-dinner activities I trust!

Our post-dinner activities will no doubt be along the lines of watching the Queen's Speech followed by a nap. The most physical think I will be involved in will be the washing up.