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Post by carrie »

A man is driving his car and pulls up and speaks to this man who is standing at the side of the road.
You John he asks.
Yes I'm John replies this scruffy looking guy wearing a hoody and glancing round very nervously.
Driver. You got the gear?
More nervous glances up and down the street. Yes you got the money?
The car driver hands over a huge wad of cash.
John checks it reaches into his jacket and pulls out a toilet roll and hand sanitizer.