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Strange New Trend
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:00 pm
by Bullet Magnet
In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself...
Anyhow, today, I ate a Tuna and Sweetcorn sandwich named Kevin...

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:57 pm
by Winged Isis
Some think they are clever attaching a note to protect their's: "I spat on this". Simply add another: "Me too".

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 am
by Bullet Magnet
By the power of Greyskull.!!! That sweetcorn was on a mission once it got into my system. less than 4 hours to pass through my entire G.I Tract..
Got to better than one of those Colonic Irrigation's I hear about. Who ever came up with that idea...

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:34 am
by dsaxelby
Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me
When I Am Alone I Will Look At
Them Shocked
And Whisper Quietly
"you can see me"
Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:23 pm
by Dusak
And the hand of God will smite the thief.
Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:05 pm
by Bullet Magnet
I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak..
So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness...
I get faster result's that way...

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:53 pm
by Mad Dilys
Bullet Magnet wrote:I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak..
So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness...
I get faster result's that way...

Do tell us about the retribution when it comes - or when you come out of hospital.

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:16 pm
by Winged Isis
Oh yes!

Re: Strange New Trend
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:29 pm
by Bullet Magnet
I would say that the sweetcorn's sprint through my G.I Tract was sufficient punishment...
Lesson learned..
Till next time...
