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Strange New Trend

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In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself... :tk

Anyhow, today, I ate a Tuna and Sweetcorn sandwich named Kevin...:cool:


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Some think they are clever attaching a note to protect their's: "I spat on this". Simply add another: "Me too". :cool:
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:D

By the power of Greyskull.!!! That sweetcorn was on a mission once it got into my system. less than 4 hours to pass through my entire G.I Tract.. :o

Got to better than one of those Colonic Irrigation's I hear about. Who ever came up with that idea... :sk
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Re: Strange New Trend

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And the hand of God will smite the thief.

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I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak.. :ni:

So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness... :cool:

I get faster result's that way... :cg
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Bullet Magnet wrote:I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak.. :ni:

So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness... :cool:

I get faster result's that way... :cg
Do tell us about the retribution when it comes - or when you come out of hospital. 8)
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Oh yes! :lol:
Carpe diem! :le:

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I would say that the sweetcorn's sprint through my G.I Tract was sufficient punishment... :cool:

Lesson learned.. :cg

Till next time... :urm:
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