Am I a 4' x 2' ?

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It's a long time since I got my hands on a copy of Al Ahram & The Egyptian Gazette.
Saturday over the dark side I bought both.....

https://english.ahram.org.eg/News/543587.aspx

What does Netanyahu want ?
Everything so it seems, it's the Greater Israel, as spoken by God, Who can argue with that ?

Well I can, I'm not a forby, my nose is not big and I don't wear a kippah.
Look at the map it includes Luxor and me. 'Shalom...



Ps: God has never spoken to me, although I listen and the only burning bush is the canal side...lol

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I hear El Heffe CC is willing to accept 500 thousand displaced Palestinians but needs financial support,
hopefully coming from all quarters east and west.

I remember when a Sudanese brothel popped up next to JJ's, I asked our chef "how much ? he said "100 le but, you
get a meal!"

They could easily build a decent city in the desert, if El Gouna, Dubai it's easy with money and compassion..
Mind you it could all be just another rumour...

Ps: "hear the one about a city underneath Giza " lol

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Who are these 908 people who read this ?
Cats got their tongues ?
And Who or what is a bot ?

Answers on a postcard....

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As I type this the the NE wind doth blow.
Trouble it comes over the mountain and no matter what one does the sand will always find a way in...

The windsock is straining at the bit, no balloons bokra..
I'll start to worry next month, tomorrow dusting day...lol..

Ps: Quote: 'When the mountains disappear, be ready to 'batten down the hatches" anon

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I lost it a bit today..down to the cashpoint dropped ali off at WE, the so called it provider.
Went shopping, back to we, still waiting "I'm off to Attars' the baker..

I hr later he's back & messes around with the router, Now no internet,ffs...
2hrs later, I lose it "I was here at the birth of the internet, look at the poles and landlines and all the used routers"

3 hrs later a bike ride "get some lemons" he's back to we, finally it works, mind you still only 9.80mbps..

I chilled out, after Ragab dropping in, telling me his woes with his ever changing guest house, guests,
Chinese tales are the funniest..They use vodaphone...mmm!

Iv'e got Ali restacking the wood pile, as wood piles should be stacked...
It's not that he doesn't understand, he's a bit of a 'muttonhead'.....