You Know you are getting old, When ?

[Who2]

List:..........

1. "Adverts on TV about leaving an insurance so you can be buried or burnt.

" I really couldn't give a flying duck, I'll be brown-bread by then...

Please list your views about getting old......

Ps: "mirror mirror on the wall, just who is that ?"

[John Landon]

I still think I'm 12 years old, but the mirror mirror on the wall tells me otherwise..
Just the body succumbing to the marching of time, even though I know it's all in the same moment as when I landed here on this rock through an electric storm some 60 years ago.

Life insurance adverts annoy me too, why is it called life insurance. ? Do I get a new body if I die ?

The erectile dysfunction cures in stupid adverts.

Those days are long gone, I have no intentions of trying to resurrect the old chopper. What's the point ? I'm not a billionaire shacked up with some gold digging tart...

Every movement now starts with groan

But at least I am happy. Even happier when the sun shines like it did today.

God bless Putin for ridding us if covid.
Now we are on the verge of ww3,..

Well, hands up all those who didn't see that coming.

We need new script writers, the plots are getting too predictable.

War is Hell started by demonic beasts, fought by fools, killing the innocent. Every soldier is a murderer, there is no glory, there are no heroes, just fools dying and killing for lies and deception.

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.

Beam me up Scotty... I'm too old to die.

[crewmeal]

I notice there are a lot more funeral ads these days especially in ITV3.

War is Hell started by demonic beasts, fought by fools, killing the innocent. Every soldier is a murderer, there is no glory, there are no heroes, just fools dying and killing for lies and deception.

Never a truer word spoken, Try telling that to the various depots situated around the world.

[BENNU]

I knew that I was getting old when in my late twenties, I was asked if I was a … … former mannequin.