I genuinely laughed out loud at this article...

[hatusu]

......several times, so thankfully not in a public place.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... -chef.html

[newcastle]

Fairly typical ( and, I agree, funny) demolition job by Jan Moir on this particular celebrity offspring.

Ms Moir is, herself, a pretty awful specimen of humanity. Spending an hour or so with young Beckham might be a strain on one’s patience. Five minutes with Ms Moir would make me throw up.