Luxor4u

If I thought the Egyptians were obsessed by their phones, they've nothing on the Brits. At Gatwick airport this morning - pretty busy - I'd estimate that over 90% of the waiting holiday makers were glued to their devices. The prospect of several hours in the air sans internet must have been most upsetting

It's good to be back...although if I'm offline for a while it may be that I've been arrested for murdering my cleaner who failed to reconnect the fridge freezer after his work - a week ago. I will dispose of the rotten contents tomorrow and hope the smell eventually dissipates.

I think I have the reasonable defense of justifiable homicide.

At least the cat seems pleased to see me.

You could always dump him in the freezer

And if the freezer contained any pork produce, then I would make it death by veeeery slow torture.