Anyone seen Brian Yare lately?

[newcastle]

Telegraph Reporters
3 APRIL 2017 • 11:53AM

A self-styled grammar vigilante has been correcting rogue apostrophes on a city's signs for the last 13 years.

By day, the anonymous crusader is a highly-qualified professional with his secret known only to a handful of close family and friends.

But at night he becomes a shadowy figure who patrols the streets of Bristol, armed with his homemade "apostrophiser" and purpose-built tool.

His specially-made tool reaches the higher signs on shopfronts and road signs, replacing or covering rogue apostrophes wherever he sees them.

People might say what I am doing is wrong, but it is more of a crime to have the apostrophes wrong in the first place
the self-styled grammar vigilante
The vigilante - dubbed grammar's answer to Banksy - started his quest when he corrected a shop sign for "Amy's Nail's" - removing the second apostrophe.

Since then, he has put a stop to dozens of other rogue apostrophes around the city - including a hairdressers, estate agents and garages.

The man told the BBC: "I'm a grammar vigilante. I do take it to heart - I think it's a cause worth pursuing. I've been doing it for quite a lot of years now.

"People might say what I am doing is wrong, but it is more of a crime to have the apostrophes wrong in the first place."

The vigilante takes care to make his corrections fit in, using the same typeface and colour as the original signs where necessary.

He fixes a sticker to cover or add the punctuation mark with his "apostrophiser" - a device on a long pole. It applies the sticker with one end and the other has a mini roller to press the sticker in place. For the taller jobs, he takes along his homemade trestle to reach up to the signs.

One of his most recent corrections was to Cambridge Motors garage in the shadow of HMP Bristol where an errant apostrophe in Motor's had annoyed him for years.

It was successfully changed under cover of darkness and garage owner Chris Knight did not even spot it the following day.

Mr Knight, who has owned Cambridge Motors for 30 years, said: "I thank him for what he's done. I don't mind at all, it's good to see people still caring about English grammar."

The vigilante denied he was breaking the law, adding: "I think you can do it without causing too much offence, and being discreet in how you do it.

"I have felt extremely nervous. My heart has been thumping. I've got to make sure it's technically right.

"When I look at a sign and I have been the one that's done that and made it grammatically correct, it does make my heart swell slightly when I see the correct apostrophe."


Another recent correction was at Tux & Tails in Bristol's Gloucester Road where he corrected "gentlemans outfitters" to gentleman's outfitters.

Shop director Jason Singh, 42, said he hadn't noticed the original grammatical error or the change.

He said: "I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. I will not be taking any further action.

"I have mixed feelings over it really. He could have let me know before doing it, which would have been more professional.

"It was quite a new sign, we rebranded 10 months ago. I did check over it and didn't really think it needed an apostrophe."

A documentary on the man called "The Apostrophiser" will be broadcast on Monday night on BBC Radio Four.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04 ... unctuated/

[Dusak]

My Cambridge stands corrected, I was not paying that much attention.

[Brian Yare]

It really ****** me off when it was decided to remove punctuation from street and place names in the UK. I suspect that it was because they were confusing to some of the semi-illiterati in the police force, mail delivery service, etc.

But I've never indulged in correcting these idiocies. Does "Westward Ho!" still have its shriek?