Luxor4u

I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.

"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing." Said the assistant.

"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied.

Spoiler

"She's good at haggling"

the fat controller isn't missing, he is now entrenched someplace in the UK stuffing his gob with meat lies.

Dusak wrote:the fat controller isn't missing, he is now entrenched someplace in the UK stuffing his gob with meat lies.

I'm a bit slow today....that's a better punch line

lies....pies....flies