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20 famous last words.

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1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.

2. I can’t sleep

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan

3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Said by: Humphrey Bogart

4. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian

5. I live!

Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by his own soldiers.

6. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.

7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out

Said by: Aleister Crowley – famous occultist

8. Now why did I do that?

Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a window in Lisbon, Portugal in 1813.

9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

10. Bugger Bognor.

Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.

11. It’s stopped.

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.

12. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.

Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he was injected twice before his death.

13. You have won, O Galilean

Said by: Emperor Julian, having attempted to reverse the official endorsement of Christianity by the Roman Empire.

14. No, you certainly can’t.

Said by: John F. Kennedy in reply to Nellie Connally, wife of Governor John Connelly, commenting “You certainly can’t say that the people of Dallas haven’t given you a nice welcome, Mr. President.

15. I feel ill. Call the doctors.

Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)

16. Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here

Said by: Nostradamus

17. Hurry up, you Hoosier *******, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!

Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, shortly before he was executed by hanging.

18. Put out the bloody cigarette!!

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.

19. Please don’t let me fall.

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being hanged for her part in the conspiracy to assassinate President Lincoln. She was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.

20. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

Life is your's to do with as you wish- do not let other's try to control it for you. Count Dusak- 1345.
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Re: 20 famous last words.

Post by John Landon »

Sarah Good: An accused witch, who was in fact a beggar said to her accuser minister Nicholas Noyes who was trying to get a last minute confession out of her.

"You are a liar. I am no more a witch than you are a wizard, and if you take away my life God will give you blood to drink."

This may have sounded like a curse, and it came true later on.
Noyes died later from internal haemorrhaging, and choked to death on a mouthful of his own blood. :br

My last words will probably be: "oh Sh1t I knew I ( should / should not ) have....." 8)

or if my dear wife is present I will say: "You have never let me finish a sent..... " :cg
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Re: 20 famous last words.

Post by newcastle »

"Put it in the basket. I'll read it later"

The Duc de Pommfrit on receiving a note as he was about to be guillotined. ;)
Not exactly his last words. He was rescued by the Black Fingernail :lol:

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Camp...to the bitter end :lol:
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