old ones always the best

[Major Thom]

. How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

・ Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

・ A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

・ I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

・ Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

・ England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

・ I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

・ They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

・ I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

・ Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

・ I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

・ I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

・ This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

・ When chemists die, they barium.

・ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

・ I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

・ Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

・ I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

・ Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

・ When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

・ Broken pencils are pointless.

・ What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A theasaurus.

・ I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

・ All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

・ I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

・ Velcro - what a rip off!

・ Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

[Dusak]

Quote- ''The old ones always the best.'' The Egyptian males certainly seem to think so.

[newcastle]

Quote- ''The old ones always the best.'' The Egyptian males certainly seem to think so.

Only if they're foreign.

Home grown ones......the younger the better

[carrie]

You know what they say Old for Gold - Young for fun

[Major Thom]

You lot are awful, but I like you.