Missis Queen's F.O.

[Who2]

Now for years they have been known as 'useless drunken prats wearing white linen suits, that more often or not 'put their foot in it..
Where they find them I'm not sure ? probably public school chums of chums who's Daddy is someone...
They send me updates that are so out of date it's last centuries news, today they again reiterated that 900.000 that's Nine Hundred Thousand British holiday makers came here last year.
Oh! Really, 'is that the same 900,000 you also stated came here the year before ?
"I must have missed them, that's an awful lot of white or red faces I must've missed, perhaps I need to visit the opticians again.
Foreign Office ? sort of F.O. yeh! F*** right O** totally useless....
"vote for me! as your new British Foreign Office Consulate "Your man with Your concerns....
Ps: Iv'e met a few of them when they and their extended family come down looking at old sh** and have a free balloon ride.

[newcastle]

If that figure is for Brits visiting Egypt.....Cairo, Sharm, Hurghada, Luxor etc etc it sounds about right.

[Who2]

Yeh! So Who's keeping count ? the Egyptian Tourist Board ?
"I hear Margate got 10 million visitors last year, quote: the Margate Tourist Board, 'it figures....
Ps: What's the official number of nightly bed-spaces in Hurgharda ?

[Bombay]

The CAA for one they log where every passenger fly's from in the UK and to where.

In July 2015 there were 181 395 persons arriving from uk to Egypt including 759 flying to Luxor from Heathrow.

https://www.caa.co.uk/default.aspx?cati ... =3&sglid=3

[Who2]

Well then, a definite visit to the opticians is in order and I can tell all the Egyptians to stop moaning about 'no bizziness 'no tourists.
Still far to many for my liking...

[Brian Yare]

The CAA for one they log where every passenger fly's from in the UK and to where.

In July 2015 there were 181 395 persons arriving from uk to Egypt including 759 flying to Luxor from Heathrow.

https://www.caa.co.uk/default.aspx?cati ... =3&sglid=3

Some fascinating information there, over several years. Fascinating to see how many more routes there were in say 2010 as opposed to 2014. Thanks for the link!