News headlins:- misread or misunderstood?
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:24 am
BBC News: Prison rioters 'must be punished'
If only there was a place they could be sent to where they couldn't do this sort of thing.
Sky news: Darth Vader caught on CCTV robbing New York Bank.
Why didn't he wear a disguise?... ******* amateur.
Sky News: Boy found dead in bedroom wardrobe.
Some people just can't handle Narnia.
BBC news: A cheese show in Somerset is hoping to set the record for the world's most expensive cheese sandwich, costing £110.59
I've just decided mine costs £110.60...unlucky.
In the news today 'Man arrested over 1982 murders'....
You would have thought the police would have caught him after just a few.
BBC NEWS: Australia plane hits Ferris wheel.
Police say the pilot is slowly coming round.
BBC NEWS: Man still on death row after fifteen years.
That's what happens when you ask for your last meal to be an 'all you can eat' buffet
Teresa Lewis has become the first woman in America to be executed in the last 5 years. Apparently she could have been spared execution if she had an IQ level below 70. Hers was 72.
You have to question the intelligence of someone who passes an IQ test knowing full well that if they do well, they'll be executed
BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018." ******* hell, not again.
Hitler tried that in 1939.
BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.
****, how high was that balcony!?
BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
Seems a bit sexist.
So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then?
Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea.
News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'.
Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe?
Hats off to the bloke.
Sky News: "Emergency services were afraid they could be swamped by a torrent of melted ice."
I believe the technical term is "water.''
BBC website:- Motorcyclist killed in A1 accident.
I for one think that the media should show more respect to the grieving family and refrain from rating fatal accidents.
All courtesy of Sickipedia.org:
If only there was a place they could be sent to where they couldn't do this sort of thing.
Sky news: Darth Vader caught on CCTV robbing New York Bank.
Why didn't he wear a disguise?... ******* amateur.
Sky News: Boy found dead in bedroom wardrobe.
Some people just can't handle Narnia.
BBC news: A cheese show in Somerset is hoping to set the record for the world's most expensive cheese sandwich, costing £110.59
I've just decided mine costs £110.60...unlucky.
In the news today 'Man arrested over 1982 murders'....
You would have thought the police would have caught him after just a few.
BBC NEWS: Australia plane hits Ferris wheel.
Police say the pilot is slowly coming round.
BBC NEWS: Man still on death row after fifteen years.
That's what happens when you ask for your last meal to be an 'all you can eat' buffet
Teresa Lewis has become the first woman in America to be executed in the last 5 years. Apparently she could have been spared execution if she had an IQ level below 70. Hers was 72.
You have to question the intelligence of someone who passes an IQ test knowing full well that if they do well, they'll be executed
BBC News Headlines read, "Cheques to be phased out by 2018." ******* hell, not again.
Hitler tried that in 1939.
BBC News - British student dies two weeks after falling from a balcony in Majorca.
****, how high was that balcony!?
BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
Seems a bit sexist.
So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then?
Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea.
News : 'Man Attacked Doorman With Axe'.
Attacking a doorman is one thing, but attacking a doorman that's got an axe?
Hats off to the bloke.
Sky News: "Emergency services were afraid they could be swamped by a torrent of melted ice."
I believe the technical term is "water.''
BBC website:- Motorcyclist killed in A1 accident.
I for one think that the media should show more respect to the grieving family and refrain from rating fatal accidents.
All courtesy of Sickipedia.org:
