A guy brings his best mate home....
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 5:15 pm
unannounced, for dinner at 6:30pm, after work. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits there, open-mouthed, and listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered to cook tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you idiot ?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married?"
"My bloody hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pyjamas and I can't be bothered to cook tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you idiot ?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married?"