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Potential

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A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?”
The dad tells him to go ask the rest of his family if they’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then he’d tell him the answer. The boy goes up to his mom and asks her. She responds, “A million dollars is a lot of money sweetheart. I could send you, your sister, and your brother to great colleges, so sure, I would!” He then goes and asks his sister to which she replies, “Brad Pitt? Hell ya, he’s the hottest guy ever!” Next, the boy asks his brother who replies, “A million dollars? Hell yes I would. I’d be rich!” When the boy excitedly returns to his dad with the family’s responses, the dad says, “Well son, potentially, we have three million dollars. Realistically, we have two sluts and a queer.”


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Re: Potential

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Could this supposed analogy happen here do you think? :D
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Re: Potential

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I have slept a few chambers from Brad Pitt at OWP.

I would not sleep with him for a million dollars, even if I could afford it - but if he'd do it for free, then... :P

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Re: Potential

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Cause we used to have super terrific sports fishing here and deep harbours for HUGE elegant boats and cause I used to toot about lots in my own 15'-er I had docking in all the same harbors and by way of 'Rules of the Sea' you gotta let a boat dock. Nowadays some of the really big Lodges do nothing other than cater to the 'stars' (who come in and rent the entire place so as to have it for themselves) so I've seen quite a few of them over the years here - AND without the makeup, clothes, scenes from the movies - REALISTICALLY they're pretty plain looking people. Lots of the leading men are real short too! ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Potential

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My best friend looks like the 'Rock', my ex husband 'Arnold' my new friend a brown 'Van Diesel' it is all in the eye of the beholder, and cheese at night :lol: :lol:
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