A New Divorcee....
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:07 am
from Essex decided that she needed a sexual aid to fill the gap left by her ex.
She goes to the sex shop and asks the assistant for a vibrator.
"Yes madam" the woman replied
"They are behind you on the wall - take your pick".
"Ooo" said the woman
"I would like that red one please"
"Erm" replied the assistant
"That's a fire extinguisher madam"
She goes to the sex shop and asks the assistant for a vibrator.
"Yes madam" the woman replied
"They are behind you on the wall - take your pick".
"Ooo" said the woman
"I would like that red one please"
"Erm" replied the assistant
"That's a fire extinguisher madam"