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Mick & Paddy

Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:56 pm
by Zooropa
Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub

Mick says to Paddy, ' I can't be bothered to walk all dat way.'

'I know,' says Paddy, ‘but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last Bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot,' Mick suggests.

They arrive at the bus depot and Mick tells Paddy to go in and get a bus while He keeps a look-out.

After shuffling around for ages, Mick shouts, ‘ Paddy, what are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'

Paddy shouts back, 'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye thick sod, take a No. 14 and we'll walk from the Roundabout.