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A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM

(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic?)



Of course I loves ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say yer gorgeous

I means every single word



So yer arse is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab



So yer belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round dere



I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tells ya lies

I think its very sexy

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs



I swear on me grannies grave

From the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get



No matter what you look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the hockey's on

And get me anudder beer.



Doesn’t it just bring a tear to the eye?