The Law of...........

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The Law of...........

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> 1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,
> your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
> 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to
> the least accessible corner.

> 3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly
> proportional to the stupidity of your act. (includes speaking too)
> 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
> signal and someone always answers.
5.Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier
> will have to call for help. (also works in the Post Office and bank)
6.Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in
> will always move faster than the one you are in now.
7.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
> rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know
> increases dramatically, when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
> with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
> work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
> to the reach..
11.. Law of the Theatre, Cinema & Arena - At any event, the people whose
> seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who
> will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and
> who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The
> folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs
> or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle
> people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
> boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room,
> they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich
> landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and
> cost of the carpet or rug.
15.Law of Logical Argument-Anything is possible if you don't know what you
> are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18.Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a
> product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the
> doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better... But, don't make an
> appointment and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with
> taking children to the pediatrician.
20. Selective Hearing - An affliction which affects most men whenever they're asked
to do something.

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Re: The Law of...........

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Vacation Law:
You decide to take a holiday.. :up So does your immune system.. :urm:
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.

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Re: The Law of...........

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Egyptian law, supersedes and counter acts all known laws.
Life is your's to do with as you wish- do not let other's try to control it for you. Count Dusak- 1345.