40 mins later the first recruit came back, "What have you collected soldier"--- "Grapes Sir", OK take your trousers down and put them up your Teezak one at a time without laughing, the soldier did so.
50 mins later the 2nd recruit came back, "What have you collected soldier", ----- "Cherries Sir", OK take your trousers down and put them up your Teezak without laughing, the Soldier started, when he got to number 98 he burst out laughing, "What are you laughing at Soldier?"
The soldier replied, the 3rd recruit is collecting coconuts sir!!!!
