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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

Lipstick in Catholic School

According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine provided it was of a natural or neutral skin tone. But after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them; and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal, Sister Mary, decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian, who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, Sister Mary asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers. And then there are educators! If Sister Mary ran for office I would vote for her! Don't mess with a nun, they are wicked smart!!

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Post by Scottishtourist »

I was born and raised Catholic.
I attended Catholic Primary and Secondary school in Protestant West of Scotland.
Primary school was ok.Just a load of pre-pubescent kids.
Secondary that was different matter entirely!
The boys and girls were kept separate until their third year of attendance and education...then they decided to mix the classes.
God...what a time to do it!Boys aged 14/15,voices breaking,developing!Girls menstruating..hormones running riot!!
Oh,those school discos...teachers trying to monitor our every moves.
I wore mascara,eyeshadow,eyeliner and neutral lipstick!
Smoked in toilets too and just chucked fag end down loo when warning came that teacher was approaching.
It's funny that we only appreciate these bygone days once we become older.
But...if anyone asked me if I'd do it all again...the answer would be resounding YES!!!

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Post by dsaxelby »

My ex sister in law was catholic, she's got 5 kids, the first one was while she was at school she said 'the nuns were so understanding and caring' :D they were not second time around lol..... sorry made me laugh and chuckle now
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