A very cleaver Trucker

[Dusak]

He leers and cheers as he changes the gears,
causing the minnows to swerve in fear.
He sees himself as the king of the road,
protected within his bed and breakfast abode.
He has telly, and kettle as he listens to heavy metal,
transporting his load of precious Dettol.
Mud and water his truck propels to keep others at bay,
as his wheels keep on turning all the day.
He reaches his destination without hesitation,
with only a stop off at the petrol station.
He adjusts his crouch and scratches his arse,
while watching the traffic zoom past and thinks it a farce.
His name is Roy and an ex-Teddyboy,
the trucks his home, his baby, his bestest ever toy.
There's only one mode of transport in his good book,
a f***ing big truck that no one dare over look.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Wow Dusak - hope to never get you started on "There once was a man from Nantucket............."