Cost of Smoking...

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Cost of Smoking...

Post by Bullet Magnet »

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes

Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs

Lady: How much per pack
Man: £6.00

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack cost £6.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £540. In one year, it would be £6,840 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend £6,840 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £97,200.00 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t smoked, that money could have been put in an interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought an Aston Martin vantage..?


Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No

Man: Where’s your Aston Martin then?

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