Zombies Versus Supermodels.
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:41 pm
Some groups of humans can be mistaken for zombies:
The elderly, the homeless and especially the Elderly Homeless.
But no group bears such an uncanny resemblance than Runway Supermodels..
With their emaciated bodies, pale skin and often horrendous make up, these denziens of the catwalk
have more in common with zombies than one may think...
The following guide is a comparison to check wether you are looking at a supermodel or a zombie..
One day, this information could save your life...
SUPERMODEL.
Favourite Food: Cocaine, Water, Laxative.
Body Type: Skeletal.
Suffers From: Narcissism, Anorexia.
Strengths: Sex Appeal.
Lifespan: 4 years ( 18 - 21 )
ZOMBIE.
Favourite Food: Brains.
Body Type: Skeletal.
Suffers From: Everlasting Death.
Strengths: Can eat your face.
Lifespan: Indefinite.
There you go, another public service from Yours Truly..
The elderly, the homeless and especially the Elderly Homeless.
But no group bears such an uncanny resemblance than Runway Supermodels..
With their emaciated bodies, pale skin and often horrendous make up, these denziens of the catwalk
have more in common with zombies than one may think...
The following guide is a comparison to check wether you are looking at a supermodel or a zombie..
One day, this information could save your life...
SUPERMODEL.
Favourite Food: Cocaine, Water, Laxative.
Body Type: Skeletal.
Suffers From: Narcissism, Anorexia.
Strengths: Sex Appeal.
Lifespan: 4 years ( 18 - 21 )
ZOMBIE.
Favourite Food: Brains.
Body Type: Skeletal.
Suffers From: Everlasting Death.
Strengths: Can eat your face.
Lifespan: Indefinite.
There you go, another public service from Yours Truly..
