Luxor4u

I found a terrific pieshop so good I'm going to share it with you, the pies and concept are stunning...
http://www.pieminister.co.uk/pies/
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fayre.
said: Simple Simon to the pieman "What have you got there?"
said: The Pieman to Simple Simon....

Spoiler

"Pies you" simple c*** now, f***off!"

anon.

Fray Bentos..


Nuff said

Ah, Fray Bentos ... in the shallow round tins. A staple of my early bedsit years!

.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony..

( I would ask George if he has a defibrillator you could borrow, ( the one he "borrowed" from Kent Health Authority ).


I'm waiting for my kilo of award winning Welsh black pudding to turn up at the moment..

Pie makers with a sense of humour, that I like..........KEEFY we need a drooling smilie!

Quote:( I would ask George if he has a defibrillator you could borrow, ( the one he "borrowed" from Kent Health Authority ).

Just for the record, it was Entanox {laughing gas} I used to borrow mainly for parties and I always returned the empties...

Melton Mobray............Mmmmmmmmm

Pity I don't eat red meat.

Confession time, While in the UK this last week I personally consumed at least 6 Melton Mowbray mini pork pies

In my youth, I knew a man called Jimmy Pie Face. Apparently, he earned the name because he could stuff a whole Kate and Sidney pie into his mush without stopping! (I never saw him do it though.)

Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony..

Kind thought, sir, but I have no particular gnawing nostalgia for bedsit food! . What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!

TonyC wrote:

Bullet Magnet wrote:.. I could arrange for one to be delivered near the end of November Tony..

What was once a weekly buy in impecunious times was later revealed as basically gristle 'n' gravy!

Tasty Gristle and Gravy, and that soggy / crispy pastry combo' is gorgeous..


George, did you get a refund on the empty ?

My old man quite liked the Entinox, and a few other substances in his last year..,
What with being a consultant anaesthetist and all that. . . He even prescribed his own departure from Mother Earth.. Stupid ******..

BBLUX wrote:Confession time, While in the UK this last week I personally consumed at least 6 Melton Mowbray mini pork pies

Back in the day, when I used to follow my wife around the supermarket, thinking to myself " why am I here" ?, other than to pay the bloody bill "I could be fixing my car or having my teeth pulled", " God I'm hungry and bored"...etc...

I would often "graze" on Melton Mowbray pork pies, then hand in the empty wrappers at the checkout when I was paying the bill..