The voice of innocence.

[WIZARD]

The voice of innocence.

A man had been teaching his three-year old daughter the Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after him the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. He listened with pride as
she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."

And one particular four-year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I
am."

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on
the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping."

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel microphone, & as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord
as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord &
nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles &
jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother &
whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

Six-year old Angie & her four-year old brother Joel were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang & talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud
in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed
to the back of the church & said, "See those two men standing by the
door? They're hushers."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait'". Kevin turned to his younger brother & said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus!"

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year old
son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, & led him to the shore, where a
seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son
asked. "He died & went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a
moment & then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

[Bullet Magnet]

Nice

[GDB_London]

Oh Wizard, you are the "Man"

:):lol:

[WIZARD]

Oh Wizard, you are the "Man"

:):lol:

How kind of you to say so GDB,

[Christine]

Very good Wiz