Eventually Jesus decided he needs better promotion and should get an agent. Finds an agent who explains, look, to grab attention, you really need to big spectacular event. "I can organise the publicity, the TV, etc - you just do something really impressive. How about walking on water?"
So, a few weeks later, Jesus and his agent arrive at the Sea of Galilee. 1,000s of people, TV crews, everybody waiting. Jesus and his agent get into a boat and head out to the middle of the Sea of Galilee.
"Right", says the agent, "your big chance. Get this right and you'll be on TV around the world and you can preach to millions".
So, Jesus steps over the side of the boat and starts walking. 1, 2, 3 steps. Something isn't quite right -water up to the knees. Another couple of steps an He goes under. The TV crews pack up and leave, everybody goes.
His agent pulls Jesus out - "What went wrong, you managed OK 2,000 years ago".