When I’m cleaning windows….
Whilst watching Salvage Hunters a favorite, they spoke of a company
with an exceptionally long name.
It bought to mind, when I worked for the Worlds largest victorian window cleaning company.
Known all over the trade as ‘The Great Ant” I then lived in Wimbledon ‘the rough end down the hill.
'The Great International Plate Glass and Window Cleaning Company of Wimbledon London'. Or ‘The Great Ant.
We held the royal Warrant of the Queen Mum, Clarence House. (The Palace's windows employ ex-coppers)
By the time I joined there were just 10 'shiners left, when in Victorian days there were once literally hundreds.
Scurrying all over London, rich peoples places and buildings like aload of ants..
For a big job, one being Zetter’s Football Pools Clerkenwell now the trendy `Zetters flash Hotel.
We all went as a crew on big jobs and always finishing by opening time, those guys could relate jokes and stories you
wouldn’t believe.
The amazing characters one met, many contracts went back years. As did the prices!
One place I did was a coffin makers, these old boys burnt coffins to keep warm, gas lighting another
was the Wimbledon Dog Track and the famous Wimbledon Theatre just at the end of my street.
London and the West End was an incredible place especially at 4am. Any day of the year!
Sometimes we would stand ‘stock-still in emptied west end famous store windows pretending
to be manikins, ladders and buckets then suddenly all move in unison to 'shock passerbys.
We would be called in monthly when the window dressers were changing the displays.
A bucket often held more than just water, we used to do Dewars Scotch Whiskey in
the Haymarket. Not that I drank whiskey.
It did not take me long to understand the object of the game was to get the client
to sign the work docket, later as I worked for myself I could earn up to £500 a week,
No small sum in those days, the money never lasted but the memories do.......

"It was a toss-up twixt George Formby or Van the Man.....
Ps: I still enjoy cleaning my windows, funny that! "Happy New Year all"