And upon the Third Day!

[Who2]

Today 'Juma holy day "The scales fell from mine eyes...
I, have been awaiting delivery of my new fireback design, for..... three days now overdue.
Seems like my 'fixer got hit by an 8 year old on a motorbike, he's not as badly injured as his last accident.
His motorbike needs some work...
So, as I have had no 'central log burning house heating, 'eye staring feature, I have finally learnt the art of Patience.
It's taken many many years. I used to be very impatient with those around me, So my words of wisdom are..
"f*ck it, whatever!, Just how many heart-attacks can one be bothered with ?.....
Ps: Back to the Egyptian Sun and The Roman Empire TBC....

Fire ? 'no-fire....18 days to Xmas!

[Who2]

And on the fifth day...someone said 'let there be light...
warmth and light spread throughout my salon, well tonight it will....

Ps: 5 days to bend a bit of steel, oh! well...

[Who2]

Pss: Had an idea ! I have an open fire trivet for experimental cooking, usually everything burns too hot!
Anyhow purchased three Brown Sea Trout Saturday and will follow Caroline Boa's recipe she cooked for
Kieth Floyd wrapped in The Times newspaper. Alas I'm using The Sunday Telegraph's March 2017.
Plus, my mate the village copper Sabra popped round for a beer.
Asked him how much a month for the ex-police 'squat next door was ? 400le a month, hmmmm! 'my minds a'ticking...
Anyhow, must dash for a cold Meister and my jacuzzi beckons, bloody Omnibus edition of the Archers,
If music be the food of love.....play.

Ps: For those local, The Mubarak/Morsi/Sisi International Rowing Club is in use today.
So, if you have never seen lycra clad wet suited female canoeists belting up and down The Nile, today is your chance..
I'm giving it a miss, No Bar overlooking it...

[Who2]

So an interesting day, the fire goes well but!
I set fire to the jacuzzi again...
And the newspaper around my trout caught fire, next!...
'such is life!