Get by with a little help from my dependents - Ringo Starr
How do you mend a broken hip - Bee Gees
First time ever I forgot your face - Roberta Flack
I can't see clearly now - Jonny Nash
50 ways to loose your Liver - Paul Simon
Once twice 3 times to the bathroom - Commodores
Whiter Shade of hair - Procul Harem
You make me feel like Napping - Leo Sayer
Papas got a Kidney Stone - Temptations
Denture Queen - Abba
It's my hormones and I'll cry if I want to - Lesley Gore
On the Commode again - Canned Heat
This is how they might rebrand their famous songs when touring in their 80's
