Wonderful

[Major Thom]

The Hotel swim up to pool bar

[Who2]

Just like the Nile Valley, but a little bit bigger pool Oh! and white things that look like tourists..
Australia, Thailand, Margate ?
Ps: "are you using a Kodak box brownie perchance ?

[Major Thom]

No a Nikon...

[carrie]

And there's me thinking it's your new pool MT

[Major Thom]

Not quite Carrie

[Dusak]

I thought that it was the roof of his villa after it had finished sinking into the supposed bogland that it had been built on. [sorry, couldn't resist the temptation]

[Major Thom]

I realise the temptation is there "D", the only thing sinking in Gorf is the feel good factor.... Just because you and I are looking for offers, it does not mean to say we have to get into a district argument, I could say that Karnak is still haunted by the Ancient Egyptians, that walk the village at night, taking the souls of Westerners

[Dusak]

Six months ago we had a brand new street, a street that was kept nearly spotlessly clean. Now it is a dangerous and absolute disgrace after they dug countless trenches up an down and across for the new gas mains and branch offs. If you are unlucky and only have the rear seat to sit on on the local buses, your back is fair knackered by the time you get off. And dust, you have cover your nose if walking down the road due to all this mess. And I know, another winging British expat complaining about bumpy roads and dust when others, locals, have had to live with these conditions every day of their lives... blah blah blah.

[Major Thom]

Whose fault is that though "D", look after things and do general maintenance and mostly things stay alright.