It's a very Mad mad World...

[Who2]

I was on the comp just now, heard a really really weird noise, I followed the noise to outside and lost my keys to my gate,
only to find my totally useless Jeep making the most strange loud anti-theft noises known to man.
Now my Jeep hasn't moved for 6 weeks it has a totally flat battery or so I thought.
My mechanic Mo the electrician, must have been f**k*n about with it, he does that sometimes.
Her next door Aida called me up and shouted 'the Jeep's in pain'
I'm, still in tears and wonderment, I went out, shouted at it 'shut the f*ck up and kicked it! and it stopped,
Now that's weird or what ?
Back to 'Far from the Madding Crowd the 'bird should go for the money!...

[Major Thom]

It certainly is a Mad World Dr, they even made a song about the mad world we live in.