The goat

[LovelyLadyLux]

Two North Carolina Rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking
along they come upon a huge hole in the
ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first
hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how
deep it is."


The second
hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how
long it takes to hit bottom."


The first
hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me
a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one,
and two and three, and throw it in the hole.


They are
standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in
the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through
the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in head
first.


While they
are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to
figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says
the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did
you?"


The first
hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago
and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and
jumped headfirst into this hole here!"


The old
farmer said, "That's impossible ... I had him chained to a
transmission.

[Horus]