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It was Johnny "Smackhead" Barnsley's 18th birthday and as a birthday surprise the family put £50 in Nan's purse for him.


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No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help. :ni:
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Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help. :ni:
The guy is a drug addict and steals from his grandmother.

A sense of humour is one of the few things you wont find on Google im afraid.

You either have it or you don't.
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Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help. :ni:
It means that "Johnny Smackhead"goes raking in his Granny's purse for money!
It's a joke Brian!

P.s What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"

Another joke!
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Scottishtourist wrote:
Brian Yare wrote:No idea what you are on about here, and googling did not help. :ni:
It means that "Johnny Smackhead"goes raking in his Granny's purse for money!
It's a joke Brian!

P.s What did one snowman say to the other?
"Do you smell carrots?"

Another joke!
And "seasonal" to boot!
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I'm full of them Mr Z!It comes with working full time with men!

What a topic!
Bottle of malt to the one from Luxor that rings the Christmas Bells!
C'mon..there must be someone there with a sense of humour and the Christmas spirit.

P.s a penguin walks into a Glasgow bar and asks the barman.."has my brother been in?"
Barman's reply.."what does he look like?"

Get it?
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Scottishtourist wrote: Bottle of malt to the one from Luxor that rings the Christmas Bells!
C'mon..there must be someone there with a sense of humour and the Christmas spirit
No bloody way ST, we had enough trouble trying to get rid of the last one.
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