2/ You Struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight
3/ You hate rowdy taverns.
4/ you constantly worry that you might have the Black death
5/ You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with
6/ You tell your wife that Crusaders are starting to look younger every year.
7/ You struggle with new technology, such as the Longbow and the Heavy plough
8/ You find Gothic architecture too modern
9/ You keep forgetting who the King is.
10/ You dream of buying a second hovel in France.
