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How do you know when you are middle aged. ?

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1/ You don't understand what young peasants are talking about

2/ You Struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight

3/ You hate rowdy taverns.

4/ you constantly worry that you might have the Black death

5/ You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with

6/ You tell your wife that Crusaders are starting to look younger every year.

7/ You struggle with new technology, such as the Longbow and the Heavy plough

8/ You find Gothic architecture too modern

9/ You keep forgetting who the King is.

10/ You dream of buying a second hovel in France.

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You must be psychic BM - you just read and posted all my thoughts and worries of this morning!
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Bullet Magnet wrote:1/ You don't understand what young peasants are talking about

2/ You Struggle to read Chaucer in weak candlelight

3/ You hate rowdy taverns.

4/ you constantly worry that you might have the Black death

5/ You don't know or care who Blondel is sleeping with

6/ You tell your wife that Crusaders are starting to look younger every year.

7/ You struggle with new technology, such as the Longbow and the Heavy plough

8/ You find Gothic architecture too modern

9/ You keep forgetting who the King is.

10/ You dream of buying a second hovel in France.

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That appeared on my FaceBook feed a couple of days ago, so I knew it would get here sometime soon. I liked it there and will like it here.
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Re: How do you know when you are middle aged. ?

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11- You are genuinely interested in posts of this nature. :up
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