He then called the company and ordered their 5-day/20 pound program.The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he had ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.
Well, he was out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.So for the next four days, the same routine happens and he's gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weigh himself, he discover that he had lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
So he decide to go for broke and call the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." ”Absolutely," he reply, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he open it he found this huge, handsome, muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign round his neck that read, "If I catch you,... you're mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.
