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A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.
Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession.
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"
The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been
confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mum's.
63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed..
The police are blaming AL IKEA .
Jonathan Ross has been accused
of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
Police stop a Pakistani in his Transit on the motorway. Policeman says "Do you know the limit is 70?" The driver leans into the back and says: "Hear that - 3 of you have got to get out!"
Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo
with blood pouring from them..
"******** to that" said Paddy
"That's the last time I go lion dancing"
Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified Jennifer decided to...
They say that each and every one of use has a book hidden within them. So lets lighten the sometimes heavy posts by creating our own. When at college, especially end of term and free time was in...
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John and Mary faced the door of the restaurant, was it open for business or closed? As only one dim bulb attempted to illuminate the inside. But this was Egypt and being familiar to the sudden power...
Just listening to the news and a government spokesman, when discussing people trying to leave the country to join Da'esh, on being prevented described them as frustrated travellers .
Frustrated...
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The only true 'frustrated travelers' are the ones that have just been given the get out of town in seven days visa stamp.
i know it must be very frustrating for the ex-pats, and well yes, even your average Egyptian Joe in the street, but nothing in parliament will get started,........three months down the line, until...
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Ghali junior's parents were both stutterers... :cool:
