What Religion is a Bra?

[LovelyLadyLux]

What Religion is A Bra?


A man walked into the ladies department And shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.. .'
'What type of bra?' asked the Clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady,
As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic bra,
The Salvation Army bra,

The Presbyterian bra,
And the Baptist bra.
Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled,
The man asked about
The differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,
'It is all really quite simple.'

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type

keep's them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills....

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E , F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why,
But couldn't figure out
What the letters stood for,
It is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen
And I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra.
Holtzem-from-floppen.

[Dusak]

I don't mind giving a little support to this jest. Personally I dislike those 'cup runeth over ' kind that look like they have grown a couple of eyebrows cos they're that tight. And let us not ignore the 'shoulder boulder holders' a quite unique innovation to prevent bruising to the kneecaps.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Boulder holders is a good way to describe the more generously endowed. Seen a few men who would have definitely benefited from wearing one too.......have heard the male version called BROs.

[Brian Yare]

Boulder holders is a good way to describe the more generously endowed..

Peanut holders is my term for a child's first one.

But then there is always the male version - the lower decker pecker checker.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Never knew there was a lower male version!

One of the worst fashion faux pas is seeing a women wearing an extremely ill fitting bra where skin is pushed up and hanging over everything. Almost need a bra for the bra. The ripple effect

[Brian Yare]

One of the worst fashion faux pas is seeing a women wearing an extremely ill fitting bra where skin is pushed up and hanging over everything. Almost need a bra for the bra. The ripple effect

At least in Egypt everything should be veiled, so one does not see the overflow problem.

A bra for the bra seems excessive when one only has the nipple effect!

[Dusak]

Never knew there was a lower male version!

One of the worst fashion faux pas is seeing a women wearing an extremely ill fitting bra where skin is pushed up and hanging over everything. Almost need a bra for the bra. The ripple effect

Hence my eyebrow terminology. Pay more attention once well past puberty.