Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:And how long have you been drinking?
Man:About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man:Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:Correct
Woman:Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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Re: Male Logic
Yep, Male Logic, Lightning quick comeback's ...
( for which you will pay dearly, slowly and painfully should you attempt this on a spouse ). ..
( for which you will pay dearly, slowly and painfully should you attempt this on a spouse ). ..
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That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
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Fortunately I've escaped any comebacks, but I was lightening quick changing the locks just in case.
Life is your's to do with as you wish- do not let other's try to control it for you. Count Dusak- 1345.