Cabinet Reshuffle

[Zooropa]

Now that I know you all a little better I thought I would hold a cabinet reshuffle ( reference my previous post ).

I have created a few new posts for positions that I think best reflects the people I have suggested would be best for the job.

If you detect irony in the some of the choices ( not all ), than all I can say is:

Your meant to!

Realism Minister: Dusak

Communications & Information Minister: Keefy

Minister For Tourism : Stan

Minister For Cohesion: Scottish

Food Standards Minister: Bombay

Arts Minister: Bennu

Minister for Political Correctness: Who2

Minister For Plain Speaking: Lady

Finance Minister: Brian

Enthusiasm Minister: Bullet

Attorney General: Dsaxelby

Minister Without Portfolio: Chocolate

A good Cabinet in my opinion!

[LovelyLadyLux]

So long as your elections were democratic Z all should be ok BUT can L4U hold a recall ballot?

[Zooropa]

[quote="LovelyLadyLux"]So long as your elections were [i]democratic[/i] Z all should be ok BUT can L4U hold a recall ballot?[/quote]


Lady, i'm sure the constitution would have a democratic philosphy underpinning any mandate.

[Dusak]

Are you being realistic elevating/demoting me to Minister of realism? I'm very happy to head this new Cabinet, as it goes without saying that I have the biggest head. But what would my new remit be, taking into consideration that I've only just completed my revised portfolio from the first erections when we were asked to stand proud for what we democratically believed in. Do you think that I could incorporate the two posts as I don't think that any would notice? Just a personal view, but I think that Choc would be a good contender for the post of Minister of non energy supplies. That would not inconvenience him as it would require the same level of commitment as your suggested position. Also, I don't want to wax lyrical here but I think Lady would be better positioned in the post of deforestation and woodland areas as I think the two would adhere together very well. All in all, a good placement list.

[Zooropa]

Sounds good to me!

[Who2]

"I told em, they never listen....Omar Sheriff they never listen, I told em, more than once...'Omar has alway's been The Dude The Shieek (sic)....if nothing else all the bird's in the World would flock here....
Ps: it ain't easy trying to run a country..it's easier to loot one...

[Bullet Magnet]

Zooropa, can I be in charge of Political Correctness in the Good Doctors absence while he hunts down Omar the Sheriff ?

Minister of enthusiasm sounds a bit too much like hard work...

Ta...

[Zooropa]

You can indeed Bullet, but you will have to keep the Enthusiasm post.

In these current miserable times that's a key post!

[Bullet Magnet]

O.K. I will do that in my spare time, while I sort out this Political Correctness mess the world seems to be in..

[BENNU]

With DJKeefy as Communications & Information Minister, I hope that Hafiz will at least be a spin doctor!

For Agricultural Minister I suggest Mad Dilys and for Minister of Education Winged Isis.

At the presentation of a new cabinet in The Kingdom of Denmark, the Minister of Fisheries has often been asked by the press, the minister of what they would rather have been. I am of course extremely happy to be Minister of The Arts, even though noone else seems to want that position.

[Zooropa]

Bennu, only interlectual people can handle the Arts, im sure you will agree that somewhat limits the applicants i can consider!

[Zooropa]

Ok, well our Cabinet is certainly having to govern during changing and difficult times in Egypt!

In light of the current state of the country I have created some more positions for discussion:

Minister for alcohol : GD47

Trading Standards Minister : Annieacorn

Sports Minister : Brian Yare

I have another position that im struggling to fill:

"Vice" Prime Minister,

Any suggestions???????????????????????

[gd47]

I consider such an important post as a true honour and will pursue my appointment with the vigour and enthusiasm it rightly deserves! Hic! I'll drink to that, Zoo!

[LovelyLadyLux]

A Prime Minister of VICE is indeed a difficult choice - maybe you should request a Call for Nominations

[Dusak]

I could tackle an Add-vice position.

[LovelyLadyLux]

@ Dusak - you are wanting an Add-Vice and on another thread you already identified we have a gossip column - maybe you'd now do BEST to pen under the "Ann Landers" Nom de plume............start your own gossip column/advice giving service

[Dusak]

@ Dusak - you are wanting an Add-Vice and on another thread you already identified we have a gossip column - maybe you'd now do BEST to pen under the "Ann Landers" Nom de plume............start your own gossip column/advice giving service

No you numpty, I would like to include, as in add, vice to the Cabinet or any other item of furniture you could get yourself inside, all cuddly like.

[LovelyLadyLux]

Ahh well - numpty is as numpty goes What do I know? Here is me thinking you now want to be Ann Landers THE - gossip columnist (I think Hedy Lamar was also a gossip columnist too OR maybe just a famous gossip) but again - what do I know