Ad blocker detected: Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors. Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker on our website.
A light-hearted section of Jokes - Text Games - Only In Egypt Photos and Videos - Brainteasers and General Fun Stuff to while away the spare minutes of your day.
Moderators: DJKeefy , 4u Network
Bullet Magnet
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2530 Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38 am
Location: Le Manège Enchanté
Has thanked: 5362 times
Been thanked: 1475 times
Contact:
Post
by Bullet Magnet » Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:00 pm
In the Office the other day, and I noticed we had a fridge in the Kitchen..
Out of curiosity, I opened said fridge and people had put names on varios food items.... How weird I though to myself...
Anyhow, today, I ate a Tuna and Sweetcorn sandwich named Kevin...
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
Winged Isis
Egyptian Pharaoh
Posts: 3867 Joined: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:38 pm
Location: Australia
Has thanked: 824 times
Been thanked: 766 times
Gender:
Post
by Winged Isis » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:57 pm
Some think they are clever attaching a note to protect their's: "I spat on this". Simply add another: "Me too".
Carpe diem!
Bullet Magnet
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2530 Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38 am
Location: Le Manège Enchanté
Has thanked: 5362 times
Been thanked: 1475 times
Contact:
Post
by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:36 am
By the power of Greyskull.!!! That sweetcorn was on a mission once it got into my system. less than 4 hours to pass through my entire G.I Tract..
Got to better than one of those Colonic Irrigation's I hear about. Who ever came up with that idea...
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
dsaxelby
Senior Member
Posts: 425 Joined: Thu Dec 13, 2012 3:31 pm
Has thanked: 586 times
Been thanked: 243 times
Gender:
Post
by dsaxelby » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:34 am
Next Time A Stranger Talks To Me
When I Am Alone I Will Look At
Them Shocked
And Whisper Quietly
"you can see me"
Dusak
Egyptian Pharaoh
Posts: 6194 Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 2:29 pm
Location: Thailand
Has thanked: 3246 times
Been thanked: 3826 times
Gender:
Post
by Dusak » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:23 pm
And the hand of God will smite the thief.
Bullet Magnet
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2530 Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38 am
Location: Le Manège Enchanté
Has thanked: 5362 times
Been thanked: 1475 times
Contact:
Post
by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:05 pm
I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak..
So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness...
I get faster result's that way...
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
Mad Dilys
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2138 Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:19 am
Location: Luxor/UK/Ibiza
Has thanked: 2606 times
Been thanked: 1220 times
Post
by Mad Dilys » Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:53 pm
Bullet Magnet wrote: I prayed for food, but that did not work Dusak..
So, I stole the food and asked for God's forgivness...
I get faster result's that way...
Do tell us about the retribution when it comes - or when you come out of hospital.
Smile! It confuses people
Bullet Magnet
Royal V.I.P
Posts: 2530 Joined: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:38 am
Location: Le Manège Enchanté
Has thanked: 5362 times
Been thanked: 1475 times
Contact:
Post
by Bullet Magnet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:29 pm
I would say that the sweetcorn's sprint through my G.I Tract was sufficient punishment...
Lesson learned..
Till next time...
There's a time for everyone, if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn.
Where is the Middle Ground in Egypt: Strange Case of Fotouh
Replies: 2
First post
Difficult to know where the middle ground is in Egypt and dammed difficult to know who is tilling in it to get a compromise. Who are the good and reasonable guys - its hard to tell. One chap who is...
Last post
Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. Never forget this, even when the candidate seems incorruptible.
2 Replies
1903 Views
Last post by Ruby Slippers
Sat Jul 27, 2013 10:28 am