The last time I had sex

[Bullet Magnet]

My mate asked what my first sexual encounter was like.

I said it felt like the 100 meter Olympic final.

"What, over in 9 seconds" ? he said

I answered..
"No, 8 Black men and a gun"

[Chocolate Eclair]

Many men seem to remember the last time they had sex, but not many remember the last time they made love???? Sorry to you men out there, but I am equal and believe all women should e treated as such, of course there are a few that do not deserve this status, but in general we are all equal..

[Dusak]

When you're finished, pass the sic bucket. Memories are made of this.

[Chocolate Eclair]

Do you mean Sick Bucket????

Nothing wrong I don't think in being a realist...

[Dusak]

I think that this one went over your head Choc.

[Bullet Magnet]

Remember Phil Cool and His Richard Burton impersonation Dusak ?
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"Caviar"

[gd47]

Last time for me was 2006...mind you, it's only 2114 now!!

[Bullet Magnet]

[Dusak]

Walking around Luxor complete strangers are always walking up to me offering to lend me a hand. Perhaps they too think that my memory is fading with the years.