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A Christmas Appeal....Save Torquil Campaign.

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Torquil needs to be saved.....
At this charitable festive time of the year we ask for your help....
Just a few pounds donated to the STTC could save Torquil the Turkey from a fate better than death.
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This Meleagrididae 'Torquil a fine example, could be, with your help....... wandering and roaming the savannas of the western desert.
So send your donations directly to STTC [Nigeria] ltd a reg:charity post office box 666...........8)

Yes You !.....can make a difference Today



NB: All donations could be Tax deductible.


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Ah, now maybe I can help here?

I intend to have a little breeding group of Deek Romay ............ as everyone knows you need an older male than the females (or is it the other way round)

Sooooooo can we negotiate a permenant honeymoon for him?






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Is this another Nigerian Scam?
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Scam ? Nigeria ?
Whatever led you to that idea ?
Do, Nigerians celebrate the birth of 'baby Jesus then ?.............8)
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Baby Jesus? Nigerian scams are year-round. Caveat Emptor.:roll:
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videre quod non videre........8)
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STTC [Nigeria] Bank Ltd have recently received monetary funds totaling
$266 trillion dollars from the People's Front of Judea and The Judaean Peoples Front:
Immediate release of these funds could save the untimely demise of Torquil the Turkey.

So please donate now, today, on-line or forward your travelers cheques to
Sir Nicholas Umbuto PO box 55 legere airport: Every donation receives a 'gift wrapped Parker Pen, So just forward your details below...

(1) Your Full Name and address:
(2) Mobile/Fax number#:
(3) Bank Details where you want the money to be transferred for you:
(4) Age and occupation. oh! & mother's maiden name.


Lastly you are warned to disregard any other contact with other offices or Banks unless as been directed by this Bank.
Thanks for adhering to this instruction.
And once again congratulations.................8)
'You lucky punters' you.........Now where's that mug alex?
PS: it turns out she was a bird, obviously an unattractive bird.
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STTC regret to report, due to the low level of incoming funds STTC [luxor] Ltd has gone into liquidation, Torquill the Turkey is no more,
So next year 2O12 is the big push: "Save Simon the Slippery 'Fibonacci' Sloth.....
Image"Happy Christmas everyone! from the Chaps"..............8)
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"You bast***s could have saved me! 'just a few quid, Where's ACE ? when a Turkey really needs them, "Us Turkeys are also a minority you know! life's not just about those bleeding Donkeys, I'm dead, I'm gone, this Turkey's yesterdays news. Forget me. next year is 'Save the Sloth Year.......
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Torquil Dec 2O11 RIP.........8)
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Happy Christmas 'fruitcakes...........8)

Tonights film was "Dead men don't wear Plaid"
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