http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8398562.stm?ls
Missionary Stew
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24 x Carrotts
16 x Onions Red
2 x Garlic cloves
2 level tsp Paprika (smoked)
1kilo fat back bacon
12 kilo Potatoes 'desire
2 x Missionaries (ex-clothes)
Ripped Coriander
Creme Fresh
Selected seasonal herbs
First catch your Missionary or missionaries, promise not to fornicate, drink,swear or sleep with your neighbors wife or wives, when lured into a false sense of 'doing God's work slit their throats (your missionary needs to feel relaxed else you wind up with a tough old bitter stew)
Chuck all in a very big pot simmer for 2-3 days until tender rest for 20 minutes before adding the creme fresh, garnish with ripped Coriander and Croutons.
A strong Shiraz or Syrah is recommended as an accompaniment.
Next week Mother Teresa Soup mmmmm!.....
enjoy