Private Eye.

[Who2]

I still buy P.E. whilst here, although the price has risen from £1.00 to £3.50.
Just had to share these....





Ps: Simona insists Emmas' from Romania, I said 'she's from Bromley....
Pss: Back in the 60's we used to travel to The Penthouse Club Bromley South.

[John Landon]

I hear prince Andrew is hiding out at mummy's house these days.

I guess his holiday destinations will be severely limited to the east side of the Atlantic from now on.

Is he a nonce. ? I don't know, but that TV interview he did was not helpful, infact I'm surprised his nose hadn't grown a few inches by the time it ended.