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Cloff Ears'

Post by Who2 » Wed May 15, 2019 2:36 pm

Or rather "Gor blimey he's got 'cloth ears as in hearing not!

So yesterday, my right ear closed up lots of pain, I was once a diver so know a little bit about ears.
I used to dewax my old man's ears he had all the gear, he was also a chiropodist.

Anyhow tried the lot, still zilch, nada, nienti it's the right lughole.
My mate popped round gave him some 'dosh and the camera which contain pictures of air bulbs and wrote down
Hydrogen Peroxide telling it's what wimmin used to dye their hair, as normal he freaked!
saying 'go to the Dr' Me: f*** the Dr, 'I am a Dr.....

I hate people that cannot be bothered to learn something new.
I believe it was me diving under the 40oC plunge pool that kicked it off.

So my house music system sounds quite odd...'physician heal thyself is my motto
Unless of course the old 'tick-tock stops tocking..........

So just incase, next Saturday any-one round here know of a good e.n.t. Dr ?...... 8)

Ps: Just try explaining the benefits of 'superglue on major or minor flesh wounds to an Egyptian.
( or..... a lot of people for that matter)

"Casting my pearls amongst........'Told you I was once a diver!..........
mmm: Loch eriboll scollops, scrabster lobsters, spawning red salmon and all freshly caught & cooked, mmmmmm


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Re: Cloff Ears'

Post by Horus » Wed May 15, 2019 3:41 pm

More like water in your ear canal, cock your head hard over on the side of the affected ear and pull down hard on that earlobe, if you are lucky you will feel a warm glow as it gets released, trust me I'm a lepidopteris. :D
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Re: Cloff Ears'

Post by Who2 » Sun May 19, 2019 11:04 am

Sorted using 3% Hydrogen Peroxide with warm salt water.... 8)
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Re: Cloff Ears'

Post by Horus » Sun May 19, 2019 12:36 pm

My daughter uses that on her Spaniels ears when he starts scratching them, well known for ear infections Spaniels, its the lack of fresh air :lol:
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Re: Cloff Ears'

Post by carrie » Sun May 19, 2019 1:13 pm

You see we learn something every day.

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Re: Cloff Ears'

Post by John Landon » Mon May 20, 2019 8:48 am

Been suffereing too in the same department, Labrythitis..

A week off work and 3 weeks of feeling like I am on a permanent LSD trip..

Warm Olive oil for the ear wax though.

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