Piers Morgan's best mate...

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Piers Morgan's best mate...

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Wasting time before 'afternoon teas @ JJ's......
One evening, Nick & I were dining at a favorite The Bleeding Heart Bistro.
Our table as usual near the emergency exit me surveying all it's diners.
After the 1st bottle I spotted Piers and a blonde ( who was tearful) across from us, It wasn't his missis Marion..
We called 'Dear Jo' a mate @ The Mirror who informed us, it was his girlfriend and that she lived in Clerkenwell.
The main course arrived avec 'deux bottle..I informed 'big-nose of what I was observing behind his back, oblivious.
Part of my fun is in 'winding Nick right up!
By dessert, he wanted to go over and belt him, he was currently suing The Mirror, which he subsequently won damages.
I still paid the bill.
On the way out Piers looked up terrified at spotting Nick leaning over him, Marina was still tearful and I was laughing,
as Nick grabbed his hand and wished him a 'very good evening....
Easy to see why Piers sucks up to his 'best mate Donald, they are both ego prats at their best.... 8)
Ps: Off to after-noon tea & crumpets....in 32oC


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